Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
My Sonic fanfic Ocs!!!
1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?Sky:
I'm Sky! I know Bit and Devin… Devin is my good friend… and Bit is just another butthole!
Bit: I'm Bit… I know Devin… He is alright but Sky… He's just… I don't know… I don't like it when he hangs out with my sister, Meme…
I'm Devin… but people a lot of the times call me Dev or Diva… I can understand why they call me Dev… but Diva?
My good friend is Sky but Bit is alright…
2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?Sky:
Oh, you wouldn't believe how blowjobs I did to peopleBit:
No… I'm not that person! I know Sky would do it… -/////////-Devin:
-////////////////////////////////////////////////////- No… but I was one of Sky's <s>victim</s> Okay…! Only once…! I'm not telling you who…
3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?Sky:
Simple… Get the weenie out and hit them with it and tell them to turn around! Bit:
-.-; I feel for that trick so many times it wasn't funny…Devin:
4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Sky: Okay… I may have killed some people in my childhood… but it was for a reason though… They were trying to kill me…
Bit: I tend to overdose on cat nip…
Devin: I have a leaf on one of my buttcheeks -//////////////- But it's part of the Elements of Veronica…
5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?Sky:
I may have… I don't really recall…Bit:
No… I don't remember…
6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?Sky:
I think a lot of people in Veronica and on Mobius… Bit:
I don't recall being like Sky…Devin:
Only a few… -__________-;
7) Do you love me? I love you.
Depends… would you do it with me? Bit:
Hmmmmmm… If that's true then I would love you…Devin:
I is a fox that wants love!
Come here you! I love you too!
8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Sky: Poop! I wanted to do it to you! </3 Oh, I don't care… I'm still going to do it!
Bit: I knew it weren't to be! -,-
Devin: ;^; Aweee… But I want some loving!
9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Sky: Like I said I had killed a lot of people in my childhood… But that was because they were trying to kill me… and I gotten away with it… But now, if I were to kill somebody and get away with it… It would have to be…
- Bit – He is just a big dick…
- Candy – She gets annoying a lot of the times… and she is obsessed with me…
Bit: It would be a lot of the times, it would be my sister… but mainly Sky…
Devin: I have no attentions of killing anyone… I'm with peace and harmony…
10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?Sky:
Wait… you want me to tell you how you turn me on or what gets me pissed? Oh I will tell you both… A lot of things turn me on… <s>Shadow and Meme</s> turn me on… :3 and what pisses me of is that of people hating on me…Bit:
Sky… He pisses me off…Devin:
When people destroy nature… I'm part of that shit!
11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Sky: I'm a fuzzy and bisexual hedgehog freak that likes stripping… Care to join?!
Bit: I'm a cat… can't you tell by my tail or does my widen eye with a cat-nip nose give that away?!
Devin: I'm a fox~! Ahh derp!
12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Sky: Oh yeah, baby! I'm a special one!
Bit: I don't know…
Devin: I don't know either…
13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Sky: I think basically everybody I know I have seen butt-ass nekkid!
Bit: My sister, Candy, Devin, Shadow, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Marx… and… *gulps* …Sky
Devin: Like Sky said… everyone… -////////-
14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Bit: I think Sky's a crackhead… But no, not me…
Devin: No… I'm not as crazy as my friends…
15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Sky: How many people have you had doubt with asking these types of questions all the time?
Bit: Yeah… It's really embarrassing…
Devin: Well, kinda…
16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Shadow's tail… It was tasty~!Bit:
Walls that taste like pie…
17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Bit and Devin: I never had SuperAIDS…
18) There is no question 18.
Sky: Let's do it! Right here and right now!!!
Bit: Thank God Mephiles!
19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
All: The hell---?!
20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Sky: No, but I'm going to continue stripping my ass off! *strips clothes*
Bit: No… It was embarrassing of you to ask these types of questions…Please don't tell Meme about this!
Devin: Not really… :3